
How to Sober Up When Youโre Too High: Miss Naturalistโs Gentle Guide ๐ฟ
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Even the most seasoned herbalist can find themselves flying a little too high sometimes. Whether itโs from a potent pre-roll, an edible that took you by surprise, or you simply werenโt expecting the intensity, donโt worry โ Miss Naturalist has you. ๐ฟ๐ซ
Here are soft, grounding, and nurturing ways to gently bring yourself back to Earth โ all infused with love and natural wisdom:
๐ฌ 1. Breathe and Know Youโre Safe
Close your eyes and take a few deep belly breaths. Place your hand on your heart and remind yourself that you are safe. This feeling is temporary and will pass. You're just on a ride โ and it's okay to take the scenic route slowly.
๐ 2. Hydrate + Lemon or Peppercorn
Drink cool water with lemon to refresh your system. Or chew on black peppercorns โ they contain terpenes like beta-caryophyllene that may help reduce THCโs effects.
๐ต 3. Sip on Herbal Tea
Chamomile, peppermint, or lemon balm teas are perfect. Let the warm mug be your grounding anchor. Each sip brings you closer to balance.
๐ 4. Take a Warm Shower or Bath
Water is healing. A warm bath can melt tension, slow your heartbeat, and connect you back to your body. Bonus points for candles or soft tunes.
๐งบ 5. Eat Something Nourishing
A light snack like fruit, nuts, toast, or a bowl of rice can help balance your blood sugar and bring your body back into a familiar rhythm.
๐ณ 6. Go Outside & Touch Nature
Walk barefoot. Feel the earth. Breathe the fresh air. Nature helps recalibrate your nervous system and ground excess energy in the most magical way.
๐ต 7. Let Music or Silence Guide You
Soft instrumental music can be soothing, or you may prefer silence. Let your nervous system decide what it craves. Everything is valid.
๐ง๐ฝโ๏ธ 8. Curl Up Somewhere Cozy
Sometimes you just need to rest. Dim the lights, grab a blanket, and give yourself permission to just be. The waves will pass โ you are held.
๐ 9. Call a Trusted Friend
Sometimes sharing how you feel makes all the difference. Call someone you trust, especially someone who understands cannabis and can help you ride the wave gently.
๐ธ 10. Trust the Plant โ and Your Body
You are not broken, lost, or in danger. THC will gently fade, and your body knows exactly how to metabolize it. The plant is powerful, but so are you.
From one plant soul to another, Miss Naturalist reminds you: you are never alone in your journey. ๐ฟโจ
